The Lamest Fishing Report Poem You'll Read Today

Got up at 6:30 am yesterday.  28 degrees.
Fished for three or so hours.

Red Ram longjohns are good. 
One trout caught.  Lost three flies. 

No pictures.  No regrets.
True story.

Comments

  1. Sounds like a good day :)

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  2. Lame poem is right, but still beats my day of clearing trees and moving brush from the recent storm...oh and still no power - 9 days now.

    Passinthru Outdoors Blog - Sharing the Passion

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  3. When you plagerized "my poem" about lame fishing you miscopied line #4 from my original poem. It should have said NO fish caught & lost 4 flies. I guess I like the way your poem came out better than mine.

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  6. You're right, that was lame...but my day isn't over yet.

    There is still time!

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  7. I need to find that river! Awesome!

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  8. It's so hard to put together a fishing report post when there are no pictures. You nailed it though. Not much else can be said.

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