Hopefully Stuart Scott would emcee. If not him, maybe Charlie Moore. It would be phenomenal.
All of the bodies of water lining up courting my services - Valley Creek, Stony Creek, the Schuylkill River, Skippack Creek, and of course the dark horse Darby Creek. I actually think Darby Creek is currently in negotiations to get fellow free agents Shoreman & Mel Moore to sign up with it in hopes of luring me there.
Oh, wait - BREAKING NEWS - it appears the billionaire Russian owner of the Stony Creek has just signed John Dollar and his handcrafted pipes...ugh, so many good choices, decisions like these are so difficult!
I could just see it now...
|"I felt good with my decision after I spoke to my momma this morning. She told me she'll love me wherever I go, so after some intense soul searching, I'll be taking my tenkara rod and flies with me to...(dramatic pause)...Valley Creek this weekend."|
Insert sound of ecstatic riffles here
Insert sounds of booing, hissing, and tears. Betrayal!
|"Can I get a witness from the congregation?|