The Video Orvis Didn't Want You To See!

Who needs $700 fly rods and fancy $300 waders?

Sonny Bono (sans pants) & Billy Mays (khaki shorts) are evidently alive and well catching trout in some unknown backwater with their bare hands.




Or perhaps this is simply a glimpse into Heaven?

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  1. If that is heaven I hope they save a spot for me in the stream.

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  2. Could this be the next noodling sport?

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  3. I was waiting for him to yell, " I lik sexy time with my mother in law" like Borat...lol

    Crazy vid, thanks for the laugh!

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