January 30, 2013

Wednesday Nibbles - The NSFW? Artistic Fishing Photo Edition

Before I jump straight to the pictures, allow me to first give you the back story...

So we're at the bar eating and drinking after the Fly Fishing Show on Sunday, and Mike from Dub The Thorax goes, "hey, I'm gonna text you this link one of my friends sent me...it takes women in waders to the new level"...and with that smirks and makes some side comment that this will be one of the more f'd up things I'd see on that particular day.

And with that I get a link to an imgur site hosting some wacky foreigner's photos that I'm not going to link to here...because I don't want you getting in trouble at work.

Instead, I present the Cliff's Notes version...for somewhat safer consumption...

To start, a chick in the water holding some sort of ginormous fish.  Probably a catfish or something, it's huge, but the crazy meter is probably only at about a 7 out of 10.  Nice sunset...

Woman Catfish Naked Fish Porn
Eastern European Sea World?

Well...um..next she (or a friend) is in a boat with a similar fish...could be the same one.  I'm sure the photographer figured you'd get a rise by strategically putting a giant, sloppy dead fish in between her wickets or something...whatever...

Topless Woman Fishing Catfish Boob Breast
Is her face a different color than the rest of her body?

Which immediately leads to who I assume is a "friend" in a skirt who has an affection for lipless crankbaits and little else.  Although she is looking at that poor dead fish with mentally unbalanced bedroom eyes...

Topless Woman Fishing Walleye Boob Breast
This one needs to go back on a plane to Hungary

This chick hates bedroom eyes and clearly hates this fish too.  I think she's pissed she forgot her top all together.  This may actually be the same fish from the photo above...it may just look smaller due to the size of the objects on either side...

Topless Woman Fish Breast Boobs
She should really work on that grip...

Had enough?  No?  Okay...and then we shoot back to the multi-colored girl in the boat, who is now not in the boat and has freed her pelvis from megafish...but instead has now acquired some sort of sabertooth reptile fish that probably tastes good deep fried....

Topless Woman Fishing Breast Boobs Fish Teeth
Not sure where my eyes go first...

But who wants deep fried food?  Not this dirty bottom feeding bastard...who appears to have a craving for breastfeeding???  Is this why all you roughfishers do what you do...?  Damn, this is going downhill fast...

Breast Fishing Carp Woman Naked
This river is certainly wild...

And finally, this is just demented...so much so that I uncomfortably sort of have to show you anyway...

Breast Fishing Fish Teeth Bite Boobs
Admit it, you can't look away...

Thank you Dub The Thorax, you've made it far too easy for me to officially stoop to an all new low.


13 comments:

  1. It was clearly difficult for you to step through that moral argument you were having with yourself. But...from those of us who don't have the same misgivings...Nice post!

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  2. LMFAO
    The best part is....a Canadian female friend of mine sent this to me.

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  3. Suprised this post wasn't titled T&F.

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    1. Nice....

      I almost just called it "BOOBIE PICS" but didn't think other folks would like that invading their blogrolls.

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  4. See, I told you that it wouldn't be long before you had naked (almost except for that T! thing) women back on your blog. It makes me proud to call you friend.

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  5. When I first started my blog I was eager to start a series or category on "girls fishing," which was basically collection of good looking women fishing. None of them were NSFW or sexual, just darn good looking! I couldn't believe how much flak I got from some professional anglers stating they did not want to be featured or interview on a blog that caters to that audience. They were worried their sponsors would be outraged. Funny thing is, readers reacted so incredibly well! I was getting so much search traffic and so many positive emails! Maybe I'll go back now that I have covered all of the essentials in fishing.

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  6. Damn maestro. Tigerfish suckling supple nipple is indeed intoxicating. A new low? Hell no!

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