Hell Hath No Fury Like A Fly Rod Scorned


"Why do you keep ignoring me?'

Huh?

"You know I'm really, really lonely..."

Yeah...

"You don't even listen to me anymore!"
"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

Oh, sorry.

"You work too much."

I know, but it's that time of year.

"You didn't even bring me anything back from San Francisco..."

Sorry, my bad.

"Are you seeing someone else?"

Umm...uh, no.

"YOU HESITATED, F*CK YOU MOTHERF*CKER, I'LL KILL HER..."
...AND YOU...
WHILE YOU SLEEP!"

*silence*

"What's the b*tch's name?!?"
"Is she prettier than me?"

Your crazy, I'm just really busy.

"Oh honey,
I'm sorr...
you know this is all YOUR  fault."

I know...I know...
(it always is....)


After a little quarrel with my fly rod, we're scheduling some private time together this weekend.
Nothing's better than "make up" fishing.


Comments

  1. Have you been talking to my rods?
    Brian

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  2. Just hope she doesn't hear that you've been hanging with that floozy Tenkara again...

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  3. It's always good to have some "dad", "husband" fly rod bonding time. I'm not sure where your fly rod falls, but sure sounds like a wife.

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  4. Make sure if you kiss her that she's not harboring a fly on her line.

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  5. Don't forget to bring a little ferrule wax with you...you know...just to keep things fun.

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  6. It's that flat chested Tenkara whore again isn't it? Don't you remember when we used to go nymphing together? You can't seriously tell me that you can be happy with just one fly for the rest of your life??? I mean this reel is a size 3. That other rod has a totally flat butt section. How is she supposed to hold all of your line... You know what the Trout want Mike...

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