The Lamest Fishing Report Poem You'll Read Today

Got up at 6:30 am yesterday.  28 degrees.
Fished for three or so hours.

Red Ram longjohns are good. 
One trout caught.  Lost three flies. 

No pictures.  No regrets.
True story.

Comments

  1. Lame poem is right, but still beats my day of clearing trees and moving brush from the recent storm...oh and still no power - 9 days now.

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  2. When you plagerized "my poem" about lame fishing you miscopied line #4 from my original poem. It should have said NO fish caught & lost 4 flies. I guess I like the way your poem came out better than mine.

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  3. You're right, that was lame...but my day isn't over yet.

    There is still time!

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  4. I need to find that river! Awesome!

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  5. It's so hard to put together a fishing report post when there are no pictures. You nailed it though. Not much else can be said.

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